In 1946, George Orwell set out his criteria for the perfect London pub. (“The qualities one expects of a country pub,” he elaborated, “are slightly different.”) The Moon Under Water, as he called his fictional establishment, is quiet, Victorian and located only a few minutes’ walk from a bus stop. It is patronised largely by regulars, and the barmaids – who know everyone by name – are “obliging about letting you use the telephone”. There is food (sandwiches and mussels at the bar, heartier fare upstairs) and pub games like darts, though only in the separate public bar. It is roomy and warm and, of course, has good beer – preferably “a soft, creamy sort of draught stout” served, naturally, in a pewter pot.
If you were able to visit the Moon Under Water today, you might find it lack the generous selection of beer the modern pub-goer is used to – and it’s probably for the best that Orwell’s suggestion of children fetching drinks for their parents hasn’t been followed. But much of what we value in a boozer seems to have stayed the same. Orwell writes of the need for a good garden – something that has taken on a newfound significance in the age of the smoking ban – and as he says, above everything else, it is the pub’s easy, convivial, open atmosphere of that is important. It is a place that you can have a drink after work, go on a date, or sit in a cosy corner with a pint and a good book.
While, as Orwell says, the perfect London pub doesn’t exist, here are a few that we think come pretty close.







